Monday, November 24, 2008

Burning Questions

How come when I lay down on my couch I have to shield my eyes from the ceiling fan's retina burning light scorching down from up above? I know mankind posses the optical technology to have light without focus or whatever. I see it in use every time I go to the dentist or get operated on in the hospital.

And why can't they make a dishwasher that will wash dishes in like 10 minutes? Why does starting the dishwasher have to be a two hour commitment to low-hum-ruckus?

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